my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
Artist: Marko Djurdjevic
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
I had the most intense minutes turtles dream last night. Dammit, Shredder
THESE ARE ALL AMAZING!
I’ll breathe when I have to
And I’ll leave when you say so
I’ll burn in the meantime
But only on the inside