roses are red
violets are blue
Now all my friends rise before 8
They go to sleep before midnight
my indifference about this weekend following a great friday. also i am procrastinating
so just one more beer then grow up
so just one more beer, then grow up
so just one more beer
go to work
pay your bills
eat a dick
one more beer, then grow up
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all time
true life: i’m in love with mark hoppus
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
This is the saddest fucking thing I have ever seen
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.